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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Bill Cosby

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

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