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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.

Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present

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