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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God

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