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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself

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