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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

Bill Cosby

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word

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