The serve was invented so that the net could play.
BILL COSBYNothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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