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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself

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