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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.

Bill Cosby

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBY

Children End Friendship Myself Play
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself

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