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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.

Bill Cosby

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human

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