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Bill Cosby

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic

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