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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Bill Cosby

All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

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