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Bill Cosby

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic

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