Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBYGive me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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