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Bill Cosby

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success

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