The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
BILL COSBYIf you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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