“If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.”

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

All parents experience the same problems.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

The serve was invented so that the net could play.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Genius is seldom recognized for what it is: a great capacity for hard work.

I entertain no doubts as to the truth of the transfinites, which I have recognized with God’s help.

What if you have failed in the past? So, at one time did every man we recognize as a towering success. They called it temporary defeat.

I never want to change so much that people can’t recognize me.

The value of indigenous communities needs to be recognized and their full participation in society supported.

In the recognition of loving lies the answer to despair.

In our work and in our living, we must recognize that difference is a reason for celebration and growth, rather than a reason for destruction.

We recognize that all knowledge is mediated through the body and that feeling is a profound source of information about our lives.