All Children Have Brain Damage!
BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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