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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

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