A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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