If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
KURT VONNEGUTThose who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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All this happened, more or less.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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