We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
KURT VONNEGUTDo you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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