Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
KURT VONNEGUTSo the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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