I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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