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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.

Kurt Vonnegut

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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Freedom Perfection Talk Writing
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Art Growth Myself Practice Self Love Soul
There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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Book Enough Life Need Oneself Teaching
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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Funny Hate Kindness Oneself War
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Herself Home Human People Wife
And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Happiness Myself Point Thinking Yourself
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Change Explanation Moments Simplicity Time
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Feeling I Love You Myself
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Break God Help Man Myself Pain
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings

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