I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT
Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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