70+ Bill Cosby Quotes | Minimalist Quotes

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

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