If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
GROUCHO MARXShe’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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