Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXShe’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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All geniuses die young.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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