I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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