A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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