It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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