Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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