I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAOf course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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