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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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