Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAI have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I get depressed at airports.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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