You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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