There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLA- You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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More Adam Carolla Quotes
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
ADAM CAROLLAOprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
ADAM CAROLLAWe never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
ADAM CAROLLAI have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t know anything about computers.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
ADAM CAROLLAI cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
ADAM CAROLLAThe Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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