That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
ADAM CAROLLAIf you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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