I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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