Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLA- I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
ADAM CAROLLAAnd the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
ADAM CAROLLAIf Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
ADAM CAROLLAMy motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
ADAM CAROLLAAll’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
ADAM CAROLLAOprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
ADAM CAROLLAEveryone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
ADAM CAROLLAIf you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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