We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
ADAM CAROLLA
I get depressed at airports.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I get depressed at airports.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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