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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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