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ADAM CAROLLA- You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
ADAM CAROLLAI have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
ADAM CAROLLAThere are certain things women are better at than men.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
ADAM CAROLLAWe never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
ADAM CAROLLAThose dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
ADAM CAROLLAHonestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
ADAM CAROLLANo one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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