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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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