I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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