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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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