The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
ADAM CAROLLAI liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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