If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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