I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
ADAM CAROLLA- I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
ADAM CAROLLAIf my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
ADAM CAROLLAMy life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
ADAM CAROLLAI guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
ADAM CAROLLATo make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
ADAM CAROLLAChicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAI want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAI am not a good cue card reader.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
ADAM CAROLLAThe reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
ADAM CAROLLAIt’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
ADAM CAROLLAI used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
ADAM CAROLLACalifornia is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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