There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLA
My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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