Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAI like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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