In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
ADAM CAROLLABeing a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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