I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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